Original Remake

In one of the worst movies ever reviewed on this podcast, we attempted to find positive things to talk about in a sequel no one asked for. With a decent idea with a twist on a retelling of the 1997 film I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), this installment failed to present anything in the franchise worthy of digging back up. …

In preparation for a holiday weekend of no traveling we attempt to comfort you with some scary tales passed down from the 1998 film URBAN LEGEND. Perhaps the one about the killer waiting in the backseat of the car. Or the scratching sound coming from outside the car on Lover's Lane. Even the one about Tara Reid's career. Truly terrifying. …

As we wind down the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad summer of 2020 why not make ourselves feel better by at least NOT being stalked by a smelly fisherman with a hook? To make this even more appealing we spend perhaps an unhealthy amount of time talking about Ryan Phillippe's butt, Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest and our complete lack of trust in Freddie…

In this episode we learn that what a young man does when Elisabeth Shue leaves him is travel with a very old man back to his home country so that the very old man can get laid... One. Last. Time. Enjoy our episode on THE KARATE KID PART 2!

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In which our hosts agree that Hilary Swank could beat us all up (especially those ANIMAL CROSSING player DORKS) but we can't agree with this franchise going into bowling comedy. Alas this attempt to reboot THE KARATE KID succeeds mostly with comedy of the unintentional variety, which is where both Michael Ironside and ORIGINAL REMAKE come in. Enjoy! …

In our new format, and continuing "The Karate Kid" month, we review and celebrate The Karate Kid (2010) turning 10 and have a discussion about Dre Parker and Mr. Han in this modern update of the classic film.

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In our new format, we declare July to be "The Karate Kid" month. Celebrating it's 36th anniversary and it's recent return to Netflix, we revisit The Karate Kid (1984) and have a discussion about Daniel's facial expressions throughout the film.

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As we get closer to episode 100 and the much dreaded/anticipated format change we decide once and for all: which of your two hosts is hairier? After that bit of masculinity is settled it's on to LA CAGE AUX FOLLES and THE BIRDCAGE in a battle of deception between two great pairs of fathers and two horrible sons. Happy Father's Day! …

It's been one year since the attempted launch of yet another failed superhero cinematic universe in BRIGHTBURN... so why not bring on one of the most negative movie podcast voices around to revisit Zack Snyder's MAN OF STEEL as well? No need for a #ReleaseTheSnyderCut movement here... unless it will help our guest Dave Giannini promote his show A PODCAST…

Returning guest Dwight Hurst of THE BROKEN BRAIN podcast returns to accept the mission of once again being our Hitchcock expert in loose remake of NOTORIOUS in John Woo's MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 2. In keeping with the film selection we pressure our listeners into our loose analysis of the snarling Tom Cruise must face in his second spy adventure, while also…